"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
punk: rebelling against authority
pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends
i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos